Dear OKCupid contact
The reason I am pretending to reply to you in my blog instead of replying to you in actual fact is that both your message to me and your profile are so painfully non-specific and clichéd that I suspect you of being a scammer at worst, and exceedingly dull at best.
Long walks on the beach? Seriously? Even if you do like them, it's showing an excess of cultural cluelessness to be sticking it in your profile in any non-ironic fashion, and I prefer my men smarter than that.
You, sir, are a caricature. You may go away now.