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Romance. Ur dooin it rong. Scamming. Also dooin it rong. - Capital Adventures
August 11th, 2011
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Romance. Ur dooin it rong. Scamming. Also dooin it rong.



Dear OKCupid contact

The reason I am pretending to reply to you in my blog instead of replying to you in actual fact is that both your message to me and your profile are so painfully non-specific and clichéd that I suspect you of being a scammer at worst, and exceedingly dull at best.

Long walks on the beach? Seriously? Even if you do like them, it's showing an excess of cultural cluelessness to be sticking it in your profile in any non-ironic fashion, and I prefer my men smarter than that.

You, sir, are a caricature. You may go away now.

Best
Me.

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From:fatfred
Date:August 11th, 2011 12:39 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I could start a seperate blog about the dating site stuff!
Bravo!
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From:sarahdotcom
Date:August 11th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
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argh. I've been thinking of re-starting the internet dating thing.
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From:dianavilliers
Date:August 11th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
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Do it. At the worst we can share war stories over teacups with pictures of cats on. Teacups that contain gin.
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From:sarahdotcom
Date:August 11th, 2011 10:27 pm (UTC)
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There's single malt in my teacup this evening.
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From:dianavilliers
Date:August 11th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
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