No horizontal surface is safe.
The inaugural theme for out as yet unnamed photo-crit group is 'round the house. So, for a start, here is "Stuff on my windowsill." If this becomes a series there might be pics of dead flies. :|
In other news, I have, on the advice of my doctor, been sticking olive oil (don't worry, I used the cheap stuff) in my right ear.
I have had an earache which persisted for a little over a week before I got my act together and went to find out whether I had some raging infection that was about to eat my brain. No, just earwax, which I could either buy some OTC treatment stuff from the chemist's, or use olive oil.
It seems to have worked.