The neighbours' cat, making herself at home on my bed. As she appears to be flea-free, she is most welcome to visit, but will have to put up with the local paparazzi.
In other news, I am heartily sick of being single. This is a dangerous feeling. The last time I had it I ended up in a truly dreadful relationship, and I really don't want to end up there again. Maybe I should just start cat-hoarding already.