A stroll in a cemetery is a bit on the goth side for a date, and I really don't have the wardrobe for it, or for that matter, the complexion.
In other news, I have spent a reasonable fraction of the day doing parental tech support. Mum is clueful, but owns a Mac. The only time I ever use a Mac is when I'm home and can't be bothered firing my own machine up to go on line, so that can be challenging. Dad is less clueful, but too cautious to stuff anything up really badly. He does however get too anxious to be allowed in the same room while I'm actually doing stuff.