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July 3rd, 2007
01:17 pm
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Oh dear Ghods Noooooooooooooooo!
Dear Ex-Flatmate

I am unsurprised that University did not renew your contract, and that Other University, after meeting you, didn't want your services either. 
There are two reasons for this:
 a) they rely on their students for funding, and don't want you to drive them away.
 b) they'd have to work with you for the foreseeable future.

They didn't want you because you are undoubtedly the most boring person on the face of the planet. I realise that its probably not your fault, but after 10 minutes in your presence I find myself wanting to autodefenestrate. I was so happy when the occupants of that  flat went their separate ways.
Best of luck with the new gig in Treasury. I'm sure they need a few like you around to maintain the steriotype of the grey suited, grey skinned, grey lived public servant. There's probably a quota.
I'm going to get some lunch now. Don't follow me. If I'd wanted your company I'd have invited you. Bye now.
Please forget you ever knew me.

Many thanks
Not your friend. 
Just someone who had to communicate politely with you every now and then. 

Current Mood: boredbored

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Date:July 3rd, 2007 02:38 am (UTC)
Oh dear~~~~
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Date:July 3rd, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
Uh oh.

I think I've know a few like that.
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Date:July 3rd, 2007 05:43 am (UTC)
Ah, I've had flatmates like that.

One of them also stalked me.
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Date:July 4th, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
No, there cannot be more than one of ex-flatmate. There just can't.

I don't think that he's stalking me, or even knew that I lived in Welly. I just bumped into him on the street, and unbumped as quickly as I possibly could, while parting with minimal information about myself.

I do think that theres a good probability that most of his human interactions are pretty similar to the ones he has with me, and that he just doesn't know any better.
I feel sorry for him, but it's not my job to sociallize him.
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