Your result for The Absolute Language Test...
The Rain In Spain Stays Mainly In The Plane
64% Eloquent, 62% Well-Versed, 24% So-So, 10% Amateur and 12% Ignoramus!
The statement above is a play on words, I know it's supposed to be "plain." So please no more e-mails about how I spelled it wrong.
You are a master of the art of language! You probably speak more than one language and are very well cultured because of it. You also get annoyed with people who don't use proper grammar and constantly correct them. Give yourself a pat on the back! You're ready for the Embassy Ball!
... Second to last question: 17 languages have appeared in this quiz:
English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Latin, Dutch, Farsi (Persian), German, Russian, Japanese, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Egyptian Demotic, Chinese, Italian, Greek, Cuneiform
Colour me surprised. Surprised-ish, anyway. I'm not so much a linguist as a collector of information of dubious usefulness and a recogniser of patterns. I'm only fluent in English.